Specification Writing

  • Ashley Blewer
  • No Time To Wait! 2
  • 2017-11-09

Specification Writing

  • or: destroy Windows ME
  • or: How VLC saved my life
  • or: spec writers: we are just like you!

  • Ashley Blewer
  • No Time To Wait! 2
  • 2017-11-09

 destroy Windows ME
2001-06-26 10:52:29
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..or trying to.
Ashley goes to Walmart and buys Linux Mandrake 8.0 (USERFRIENDLY W00T). Ashley read instructions. Ashley never listens to instructiosn so tries to install. Can't install without Defragging Windows. Alrighty. Ashley tries to defrag Windows. No, can't defrag until you fix errors, run yer freakin' ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk.
Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk. Ashley runs ScanDisk.
Ashley leaves ScanDisk running overnight and it still doesn't finish.
And uh I'm going to stop speaking in third person.
Grahh, damn scandisk keeps locking up my computer.
I'm on the verge of booting up Linux and DELETINGWINDOWS.
....Nah.


2001-06-27 19:57:23
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Goddamnit. I type up a nice long entry and the computer locks up and so. Yeah.
My sound drives wont work at all. Hell if I know why.
..
I'm going to sleep.


Eh
2001-06-27 22:49:29
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I could ramble on about how I was trying to fix my sound cards for three
hours since I was supposed to be going to sleep..but...I think I'll just actually
go to sleep.


I had a lot of questions

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  • πŸ€” wtf is C++?
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  • πŸ€” how can a computer even make anything?
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